a.Because vacuum cleaners are to heavy.
Q.What's huge green and sits in the corner moaning all the time.
a.The Incredible Sulk
Q.Why do spiders spin webs.
a.Because they don't know how to knit.
Q.Why do witches wear name tags.
a.So they know which witch is which.
Q.What do you call a monster who puts poison on your cornflakes.
a.A cereal killer.
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